My Favorite Funny Life Quotes
I just love collecting Quotes on all subjects. Whenever I come across a good funny life quote that make me laugh or inspiring and motivational life quote that shake me to the core and inspire me to take action, I jot them down on my computer. Later on, whenever I feel blue, I just open my computer and read all my collection of quotes.
Reading them gives me quick boost in my energy that carries though the day keeping me active and closer to achieving my goals. The best thing they do to me is that they quickly get me into the positive frame of mindset that is necessary to get true success in life.
It has been scientifically proven that laughing for 10 minutes can significantly reduce level of stress and strength immune system as well. Funny Life Quotes makes me burst with laughter. They make me rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Thus they help me lessening stress.
As a result, I forgot all my stress, worries and tension of the day. I feel like a completely new person since funny life quotes had thrown the stressed and sad person out of me. And then I feel happy and so my family is happy. That matters me more than anything else in the world. My self esteem and energy is off the chart it's so high.
Ok, so here are those 10 Favorite Funny Quotes About Life to elicit a great chuckle to you and your family.
1- Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
2- Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it
3- Just when you think there's light at the end of the tunnel, you discover it's an on-coming train.
4- You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5- Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries. ----Everett McKinley Dirksen
6- Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it. ---Christopher Morley, "Thunder on the Left
7- In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. ----Kathy Norris
8- The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." ~ Natalie Wood
9- Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Fridays. ----Henry Youngman
10- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Just for today
- Just for today I will be happy -
Just for today, I will believe I'm special, an important person. I will love me as what I am
Just for Today: I will try to live through this day only, and not tackle my whole life problem at once. I can do something for twelve hours that would appall me if I felt that I had to keep it up for a lifetime.
Just for Today: I will try to strengthen my mind. I will study. I will learn something useful.
I will read something that requires effort, thought, and concentration.
Just for Today: I will exercise my soul in three ways:
I will do somebody a good turn, and not get found out; if anybody knows of it, it will not count.
I will do at least two things I don't want to do, just for exercise.
I will not show anyone that my feelings are hurt; they may be hurt, but today I will not show it.
Just for Today: I will be agreeable. I will look as well as I can, dress becomingly, talk low, act courteously, criticize not one bit, not find fault with anything, and not try to improve or regulate anybody except myself.
Just for today I will take care of my body.
I will exercise it, care for it, nourish it, not abuse it nor neglect it, so
that it will be a perfect machine for my bidding.
Just for Today: I will have a program. I will try to follow it to the best of my ability. I will save myself from two pests: hurry and indecision.
Just for Today: I will have a quiet half hour all by myself and relax. During this half hour, some time, I will try to get a better perspective of my life.
Just for Today: I will be unafraid. Especially I will not be afraid to enjoy what is beautiful, and to believe that I give to the world, so the world will give to me.
Just for today, I will smile no matter how much I hurt on the inside, for maybe if I smile a little, my heart will soften and I will begin to heal.
Just for today, when my heart feels like breaking, I will stop and remember that grief is the price we pay for loving, and the only reason I hurt is because I had the privilege of loving so much.
Just for today, I will not compare myself with others. I am fortunate to be who I am
Just for today, I will invest my most valuable resource: my time, in the most transcendental work: my life; I will spend each minute passionately to make of today a different and unique day in my life.
Just for today, I will defy every obstacle that appears on my way trusting I will succeed. I understand that, difficulties are a part of the life and are born to be conquered
Just for today, I will find ways to help share the burden of another person. I will do something nice for someone, but I will do it secretly. I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.
Just for today, I will raise the spirits of someone who is discouraged
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling with life.
Especially, just for today, I will allow myself to be happy, to enjoy what is beautiful, to love, and to believe that those I love, love me. I will do things that make me happy : watch a funny movie, do somethings kind, send a ecard, listen to a favorite song...
Have a good day and
a better one tomorrow!
Source: Internet.
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57. Somebody will cry when they read this.
58. Somebody needs you to let them be your friend.
59. Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
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